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“Red team, blue team, we all scream for ice-cream. How’s that for a unifying message?”
“Embracing the gray, the eye bags, and the donut… Enjoying some sprinkles with my wrinkles.”
“How are our costumes offensive and culturally inappropriate? He’s a real clown and I can be a real bitch.”
“Without a charcuterie board template, it’s cheese and cracker chaos.”
“I’m putting this back. We’re in New Jersey, and this is imported from Massachusetts.”
“This year, we’re Quiet quitting holiday cards.”
“Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
“Oh, we’ll be wearing white after Labor Day, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.”
“Announcement. Shower. Invitation. Save the date for no thank you notes.”
“Let’s toast to another week of crazy.”
