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“Expresso martinis are everything. Caffeine, alcohol, and more foam than that guy’s beer.”
“A penguin in a two-piece swimsuit in Antarctica. Hmmm, am I getting warmer?”
“Teachers have it easy? Well, there’s a shortage. Now’s your chance to get into a classroom and find that Shangri-La.”
“TikTok’s iced-coffee hack paired with an Instagram appetizer while wearing paid promotions for a YouTube video.”
“Between the price of gas and flight cancellations, can we just camp out in your backyard?”
“When you said you wanted to watch March Madness, I didn’t think you meant the nightly news.”
“Reply hazy, try again. Cannot predict now. Thanks for the continued indecision, Magic 8 Ball.”
“Ask me about my junk drawer.”
“Look, it’s another Florida post: sunshine, pool, close up of iguana. It never gets old.”
“Forced socialization, fake collaboration, backstabbing… It’s back to the workplace.”
