Skip to content
“Reply hazy, try again. Cannot predict now. Thanks for the continued indecision, Magic 8 Ball.”
“Ask me about my junk drawer.”
“Look, it’s another Florida post: sunshine, pool, close up of iguana. It never gets old.”
“Forced socialization, fake collaboration, backstabbing… It’s back to the workplace.”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“The kids aren’t interested in taking our antique furniture, I know, right?”
“I gifted myself because, frankly, your Valentine’s Day skills need work.”
“Doctor. Dentist. Plumber. Oil change. Our lives are full.”
“The groundhog saw his score, six more weeks of Wordle.”
“The only difference between shoveable and plowable snow is our snacks haul.”
