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“The groundhog saw his score, six more weeks of Wordle.”
“The only difference between shoveable and plowable snow is our snacks haul.”
“Fashion Pollution is real; Buy less, shop your closet, but if you want to swap handbags, forget it.”
“I’m OK, You’re OK – 1967 self-help book. I’m sorta OK, You’re sorta OK, 2021 self-talk.”
“When you lose an hour of sleep-just from changing smoke alarm batteries.”
“Yes, I know what time it is. No, not Springsteen tickets – vaccine appointments.”
“We have 37 factually wrong mutual friends. Do we unfollow, mute, or continue overusing the laughing emoji?”
“I miss the old thrill and danger of shopping from work.”
“Oh nothing, just out for a power meltdown.”
“Weak. Loser. Bad. Stupid. Who wants four more years of this daily positivity?”
