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“Posted my ‘I Voted’ sticker on Facebook. Put our ‘We Voted!’ story on Instagram. Then tweeted an #IVotedSticker. Whelp, now we wait.”
“Guess we swapped out career politicians for endless campaigners.”
“Lifting my lamp beside the golden door of main-stream media versus angry tweets.”
“Listening to FDR’s calm, measured voice to get a dose of comfort, leadership, a morale boost… Remember those old school qualities, Ralph?”
“MilkyWay? I knew you kids weren’t from the block.”
“The Mega Millions jackpot is now $1.6 billion. This simply states If we win – 50/50 split.”
“Dozen eggs, dozen rolls, and a dozen Mega Millions tickets. You can get the rest of what I forgot later.”
“Pocahontas, Horseface – Just, wow! Can’t wait for that voter exit poll.”
“Medicare, prescription drug prices, health insurance, social security; Listen Betty, either these candidates get busy – or we’re off the casino bus and onto the campaign bus.”
“Can’t keep a poker face with all the checking, betting, calling & raising; totally over screwy politicians and batty celebrities.”
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