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“Candy-canes and gumdrop trim are so 80’s. This is a complete crumble.”
“I’m not sending holiday cards. Decided to just post messages of good-will, civility, and please stop tweeting baloney.”
“Doesn’t believe the climate change report. How about the sun rising in the east and setting in the west?”
“Crisis, shmisis! I’m trying to add a coupon code and it’s not working.”
“Thanksgiving’s a very busy travel day. But when you’re a chicken – it’s just Thursday.”
“Give me a comfy push-down bra, and let my granny panty freak flag fly.”
“My million dollar checks were good enough to fund Super Pacs – but she got the Presidential Medal of Freedom?” Hmph!“
“The west is burning. Icy in the east. Extremely blustery north to south. That’s our level of discourse report; coming up next, the weather.”
“I’m writing a romance novel that’s more SPANX stretcher than bodice ripper.”
“Washington sign of the times: Leaving to spend more time in reality.”
