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“Once upon a time before these damn ticks took over the yard.”
“Green New Deal isn’t your groove? But supercharged hurricanes, extreme tornadoes, increased droughts, fires, flooding -isn’t radical, it’s real.”
“Cottage cheese isn’t colluding with Greek yogurt. Cottage cheese never obstructed dairy judgement. The media has distracted us from year’s of cottage cheese…”
“Between the devastating tariffs and flooding; Losing our farm is real. Climate change is real. No more voting for fakers.”
“Millennial’s are Generation Stress? Buck up Buttercups ’cause forty, fifty and sixty’s gonna be pretty dope to cope.”
“Those experts sucking down salted caramel everything are back to dissing eggs. I’m crossing that road, Henny.”
“Rusty, as a top social media influencer – getting into driving school was all you.”
“You detest the Hollywood elite; but how many undeserving, well heeled dimwits have we helped get into prestigious universities?”
“We’re proud you’ve been accepted to truck driving school. Hope there’s no elite academic cheaters to worry about.”
“Same kibble, different day.”
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