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“Before we get into vacation photos, amazing pets, and cute grandchildren – let’s talk politics, religion, sex, and money.”
“The kids waited 10 hours in raging storms for this new Harry Potter ride. They’d better also line up for the 2020 political roller-coaster.”
“When I hear, ‘How many bags & shoes do you need?’ As many as my closet and 17 storage containers can handle.”
“Weed killer is still in our cereal. The good news? Mushroom, onion, pepper pizza = Healthy Breakfast.”
“Of course I’m shopping this sale at work – what other time do I have?”
“Let’s sell the condo, buy tickets from NASA, and visit the Space Station… Or we could just stay home and binge watch.”
“Sturdy shoes, brimmed hat, moisture wicking layers – Nothing like the great indoors of donut shops. Tomorrow we hike the coffee canyons.”
“Symptoms include; strong addiction to local garden center, more annuals & perennials cravings and zero space to plant them.”
“No new patient forms needed. Quest Diagnostics says 12 million had their personal, financial, and medical info breached.”
“I just put a deposit on a high-tech aquarium & filtration system. I’m retiring from ocean trash & toxins.”
