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“Toxic algae bloom closed the beach. Unhealthy poop bacteria found in the pool. And the public toilet at the bus station won an award.”
“Who knew three years ago we’d be living in the burbs? All you can eat seeds, swimming pools, and our cubs love the swing-sets.”
“Bold prints paired with large totes. We don’t need no stinkin’ cover-ups.”
“Before we get into vacation photos, amazing pets, and cute grandchildren – let’s talk politics, religion, sex, and money.”
“The kids waited 10 hours in raging storms for this new Harry Potter ride. They’d better also line up for the 2020 political roller-coaster.”
“When I hear, ‘How many bags & shoes do you need?’ As many as my closet and 17 storage containers can handle.”
“Weed killer is still in our cereal. The good news? Mushroom, onion, pepper pizza = Healthy Breakfast.”
“Of course I’m shopping this sale at work – what other time do I have?”
“Let’s sell the condo, buy tickets from NASA, and visit the Space Station… Or we could just stay home and binge watch.”
“Sturdy shoes, brimmed hat, moisture wicking layers – Nothing like the great indoors of donut shops. Tomorrow we hike the coffee canyons.”
