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“Fifty years ago we were at Woodstock. Now we’re at the diner, ‘Power to the pea soup!’
“Give me your tired & poor is so basic. Give me your peppy & wealthy is more Fox news.”
“A convicted billionaire sex trafficker is jailed alone. Then suicide while unmonitored – followed by suspicion & conspiracy. I forgot the ending – but we read this for Book Club.”
“Fed’s cut rates = Bear Market on Wall Street. Fed’s cut wildlife protections? Bear & Endangered Species Market in nature.”
“Well Francine, looks like your cousin’s dissed the NRA, Big Pharma, and the banks. Not praying for them anymore.”
“We don’t need no stinking pool noodles.”
“This B&B has a four star safety rating; Security sweep every hour, cute Kevlar cover-ups, and this complimentary cooler is monitored.”
“It’s more a mental health thing, than a gun thing. So when leaving the safety of your home, just watch out for loonies.”
“Once Upon a Time… Alan bought into a seafood franchise without reading the fine print.”
“A yearly/weekly/daily monthly/planner helps organize stressful lives – with colorful sticky notes & pointless task lists.”
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