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“Know what you’re looking for, check the fiber content, visually inspect… Life is like a good bath towel.”
“Lulumon’s buying back used leggings. Between my yoga, running, and high rise shorts — I can finally retire!”
“Same dry kibble, different day.”
“I’m on a fun run. Can we whine later?”
“Matchy-Mask-Mug-Mom-Mega-pack with promo code: Meh?”
“How can skinny jeans be out of style? I just got three pairs on clearance.”
“A year’s worth of freezer meals and a few cases of wine — I’m good.”
“No problem owning our methane gasses, as long as Farmer Jones owns his chili lunch contribution.”
“We went out for an ice-cream cone. Talk about getting your groove back.”
“This old work outfit? Saving all my athleisurewear for special occasions.”
