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“I’m all about eating smart. But where did you hide my stupid cookies?”
“After years spent scrolling kids and grandkids’ photos… Pet Parents Unite!
“After nine long months, introducing our new baby: 319 lbs. 4 oz. 70 inches. Our hearts are full.”
“Whelp, it’s four o’clock somewhere.”
“I need to speak to the manager – My amaryllis refuses to bloom.”
“I’ve discovered my true calling – Trader Joe’s hauls.”
“I’ve discovered my true calling… Trader Joe’s hauls.”
“No worries! Our holograms are going to their house for Thanksgiving.”
“The USPS is slowing down mail delivery and raising stamp prices. We’re finally off the holiday-photo-card hook!”
“Listen, I’m a nagger not an influencer.
