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“No problem owning our methane gasses, as long as Farmer Jones owns his chili lunch contribution.”
“We went out for an ice-cream cone. Talk about getting your groove back.”
“This old work outfit? Saving all my athleisurewear for special occasions.”
“They got on our nerves 24/7 working from home. Now it’s 24/7 surveillance from home.”
“You’d better sit down, there’s a nationwide ketchup shortage.”
“Listen No Vaccine Maxine… When you post their lies, I’m saying goodbye!”
“No Mask? No malty balls.”
“You’re telling me that my gift is stuck on a container ship in the Suez Canal?”
“I’m OK, You’re OK – 1967 self-help book. I’m sorta OK, You’re sorta OK, 2021 self-talk.”
“Did you get it? What did you get? Got it!”
