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“They demanded I return to the office when everyone’s on vacation. So, I guess I’ll make coffee, do something, and go home early .”
“We’re having a heatwave, a tropical heatwave… Who’s with me?”
“When sharks verbally attack.”
“We don’t have to smile. I’m just filming the appetizers and cocktails.”
“Hello, you’ve turned our lawn to shredded wheat. For $215 a month, we want our green back… the lawn and the money.”
“When they say, ‘It’s all good,’ they’re wrong.”
“A real reptile in the real Amazon shopping for bargains.”
“It’s officially a heatwave when Maxine’s lipstick melts off her face, onto her summer sleeveless shift, and trends on Instagram.”
“I can’t stand the heat, and I’m getting out of the kitchen.”
“They forced us back to the office. Now I have to do all my online shopping from work.”
