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“You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Puppy Bowl contender.”
“My favorite no-recipe recipe? Take-out.”
“Doctor. Dentist. Plumber. Oil change. Our lives are full.”
“When oatmeal takes two minutes to make, and five minutes to add toppings.”
“This is my last day. I’m transferring to the Koi pond.”
“Nordic Combined, Luge, and Speed Skating. Tomorrow is laundry, work, dentist.”
“Get the robot vacuum, and let’s try curling.”
“They did Dancing With the Stars. Now they’re stuck inside a house filled with cameras. Riveting.”
“This is a monthly subscription box. If you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“The groundhog saw his score, six more weeks of Wordle.”
