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“This is my last day. I’m transferring to the Koi pond.”
“Nordic Combined, Luge, and Speed Skating. Tomorrow is laundry, work, dentist.”
“Get the robot vacuum, and let’s try curling.”
“They did Dancing With the Stars. Now they’re stuck inside a house filled with cameras. Riveting.”
“This is a monthly subscription box. If you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“The groundhog saw his score, six more weeks of Wordle.”
“Channeling your inner Minnie Mouse?”
“Remember all the candles cousin Jeffrey made at sleepaway camp?”
“The only difference between shoveable and plowable snow is our snacks haul.”
“I haven’t played Wordle. I prefer that old Pop-O-Matic thingy and dice game.”