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“Define psychopathic traits because all cats are a little crazy.”
“I gifted myself because, frankly, your Valentine’s Day skills need work.”
“There’s no turning back now. We don’t have any healthy Super Bowl snacks.”
“You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Puppy Bowl contender.”
“My favorite no-recipe recipe? Take-out.”
“Doctor. Dentist. Plumber. Oil change. Our lives are full.”
“When oatmeal takes two minutes to make, and five minutes to add toppings.”
“This is my last day. I’m transferring to the Koi pond.”
“Nordic Combined, Luge, and Speed Skating. Tomorrow is laundry, work, dentist.”
“Get the robot vacuum, and let’s try curling.”
