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“We’re fabulously flabby, gabby, and seldom crabby.”
“Between the price of gas and flight cancellations, can we just camp out in your backyard?”
“We’re not in the kitchen; we’re on the pickleball court.”
“The bad news? There’s a tampon shortage. The good news? We’re post-menopausal.”
“Hey, you know what would be great? A swim-up bar.”
“I’m so over which under-eye concealer is best.”
“Good or bad, Yogurt Toast is trending on TikTok, and that’s that.”
“Peanut butter, chicken salad, fruit… So, what’s for lunch that hasn’t been recalled?”
“Promise her anything, but give her a pre-paid gas card.”
“Wanna go out? Wanna treat? Get your toy! Helicopter Pet Parents are a thing.”
