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“Shirley, we invented it. Coastal Grandma is trending on TikTok.”
“How can I be toxic? I’m wearing polka-dots.”
“Love you, but we already have enough mugs with a special message.”
“So, you’re ditching Twitter in protest? Newsflash, you’re not even on Twitter.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“They make stuff up, and then we’re force-fed pills with peanut butter schmear.”
“Hey, they dropped the mask mandate.”
“Teen anxiety? We coped with old school adolescence: acne, braces, glasses, and a job after school.
“What came first, the chicken or the Creme Egg? “
“Did anyone ask you how to fold a fitted sheet? We’re done here.”
