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“Sorry, Rocky, it’s 2:15, and no, I don’t carry money or almonds.”
“Larry, we’re getting a one-day bath remodel. But it’s some random day in 2027.”
“Protein, protein, and more protein. Where’s the crackers?”
“OK, Kiki – Whether you did it or not, you’re going to be blamed for it.”
“My 2026 plan: Less phone time, eat more blueberries, and learn Mahjong. Not necessarily in that order.”
“Everything’s weird. Let’s toast to that.”
“I like to give it a few days before tossing all the holiday cookies and candy. You know, as a courtesy.”
“The day Frieda discovered her life’s work: Air Fry Fails on TikTok.
“When your cousin in Cleveland sends you Florida oranges in Florida.”
“When you’re freezing, and someone sends you a GIF of a Penguin in a bikini.”
