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“I’ve eaten so much since Thursday, so I’m only doing salad and maybe a few crescent rolls, a little stuffing, and pie.”
“We were ordered back into the office full-time. The good news? All my online shopping orders are delivered here.”
“When they say, Go! Run to the nearest vegan.”
“They’re oversized frames to help me see better. Right now, I see you’re not listening to a word I’m saying.”
“Listen, Gary. It’s a happy hour. It’s not a whining, complaining, annoying hour.”
“Not watching the returns. I’ll be binging that romance TV channel – magically transporting me to a small town filled with love and schlocky songs.”
“Turned my clock and donut back one hour.”
“I’m exhausted by all the ads, texts, and lawn signs, and don’t get me started on garage and yard sales.”
“Three hours in a crowded orchard with screaming kids and their crazy parents; a fall family tradition.“
“My kids are grown. I’m buying it for the squirrels.”
