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“Embracing the gray, the eye bags, and the donut… Enjoying some sprinkles with my wrinkles.”
“How are our costumes offensive and culturally inappropriate? He’s a real clown and I can be a real bitch.”
“Without a charcuterie board template, it’s cheese and cracker chaos.”
“Three hours in a crowded orchard with screaming kids and their crazy parents; a fall family tradition.”
“My daughter has over two million followers on TikTok. Her brother is just a doctor.”
“Phyllis, did you just state the cat ordered my Halloween costume?”
“I’m putting this back. We’re in New Jersey, and this is imported from Massachusetts.”
“This year, we’re Quiet quitting holiday cards.”
“With a cluck-cluck here and a cluck-cluck there, E-I-E-I-O. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.”
“No, you can’t. Even with pet insurance, they still get to pick the vet.”
