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“Hate to interrupt your game face, Mom, but pass the popcorn.”
“Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
“Excuse me, did you just say something about my ice-coffee ice cubes being too noisy?”
“I know, I know, I know… No Kegels while running.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“OK, who said we can’t wear white after Labor Day? We’re kickin’ tush and taking names.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. That’s it; I’m going home to swap out summer sandals and add a cardigan.”
“You may be a crazy cat-lady, but we’re not crazy people-cats.”
“Just because we play daily doesn’t mean we have pickleball syndrome. Just the days we play twice.”
“Listen, Francine, I’ll see it with you, but I’m not going as Ken.”
