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“OK, what series do you want to fall asleep to this evening?”
“Oh, and one more thing… You’ll need to use the backdoor until after Thanksgiving.”
“Is the cat sick, or is this another one of your air fryer fails?”
“Wine in a box, beer in a box, cocktails in a box, and a box of cookies. What can I get you?”
“When you didn’t read the book, all you can think about are the snacks.”
“She’s either getting coffee or in the bathroom. I know, right?”
“Just ’cause we wore wide-leg pants in the 70’s doesn’t mean it works in our 60’s.”
“Hate to interrupt your game face, Mom, but pass the popcorn.”
“Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
“Excuse me, did you just say something about my ice-coffee ice cubes being too noisy?”
