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“I threw all their gifts into one big box and slapped a bow on it. “
“We’re not sending cards, and we’re not doing the gift thing. After 40 years of thankless holidays, you’re welcome.”
“This year, we didn’t go anywhere or do anything, and It’s the S.O.S. with the family. The Smiths. Finally! A great holiday newsletter.”
“Pee.Poop.Eat.Sleep. My week is wall-to-wall.”
“My new standing desk is better for stress and fatigue. When you spend nine hours a day shopping; I mean working online…”
“When they say, Go! Run like hell and head for the nearest vegan.”
“Every time Gerry cries, I order a holiday gift.”
“I woke up, took a walk, then tossed every plastic container I ever thought I needed.”
“I’m in the middle of a hydrating active renewal facial treatment. Please wait 30 minutes for all annoying questions.”
“We’re running late. Someone cast a spell on the car battery.”
