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“Stop calling it an “adult sippy cup.” Take your nap, and then we’ll have a snack.”
“Nope, nope, and nope. Adding another sports streaming service isn’t self-care.”
“Five potatoes, three mushrooms, packets of soy sauce, chocolate chips… and wait for it, no recipe card.”
“It’s good meeting up to walk and talk in person.”
“Plant-based pot roast potstickers. Say that three times fast.”
“Fiddlesticks! Dagnabbit! Tarnation! I’m trying out alternate cuss words.”
“The difference between shoveable and plowable snow is me being able to get out of here to play pickleball.”
“It was all fun and games until Morty swapped golf for Mahjong.”
“No chips, ice cream, and no glass of beer to cry in because salmon and salad is your new reality.”
“We’ll never make it to midnight. Let’s make popcorn and see if we can last until ten-thirty.”
