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“Lightly oaked Chardonnay, Pinot Noir & Grigio – Totally pairs well with potato chips. Google it.”
“Bold prints paired with large totes. We don’t need no stinkin’ cover-ups.”
“Before we get into vacation photos, amazing pets, and cute grandchildren – let’s talk politics, religion, sex, and money.”
“I have to focus on the next eight hours of work stress, anxiety, and feeling chronically distracted by your endless interruptions.”
“Severe Alabama Slammer targeting all U.S. ovaries; Flash floods of women unite to fight this forecast.”
“No plants. No spa day. You know what we really want? A day off from them.”
“Ugly cabinets. Zero storage. No counter space. Funky floors. My universe.”
“Time for all cleaning & clutter articles to transfer over to the men’s magazines… And take that tasty weeknight recipes fold-out too.”
“We work hard, we handbag hard.”
“Another year, another Equal Pay Day plea. Maybe more men need to go part-time and stay home with the kiddos.”
