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“Instead of cute & colorful little stickers, my 2021 Planner comes with caution tape.”
“Athleisure wear & masks for work… Who saw that coming?”
“Masks, wipes, gloves, hand-sanitizer, lip-balm & mints. Basically aisle 5 of your neighborhood drugstore fits in my bag.”
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“I have involuntarily arrived at the comfort shoe, giant sun hat, daily crossword stage of life.”
“Raising a glass to all the moms, grand-moms, pet moms, bonus moms, foster moms, aunts, like-a-moms, and those who have lost their mom.”
“Not J.Lo’s bikini challenge. Just me trying on clearance bras.”
“The office holiday party is now cancelled because of #MeToo. Instead, we’ll all see an inappropriate bonus in our paycheck.”
“Highly rated on Yelp and Google. TripAdvisor feedback is spot-on. Amazon reviewer rank is unparalleled. This has been a paid campaign ad from your mother. Call me!”
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