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“Matchy-Mask-Mug-Mom-Mega-pack with promo code: Meh?”
“A year’s worth of freezer meals and a few cases of wine — I’m good.”
“This old work outfit? Saving all my athleisurewear for special occasions.”
“You’re telling me that my gift is stuck on a container ship in the Suez Canal?”
“Did you get it? What did you get? Got it!”
“Gloria suddenly decides to parlay her plant cuttings into an online scented geranium empire.”
“What am I doing? Oh, just taking a staycation with the three day old paper.”
“From retired to social media influencer: Aunt Shirley tells you where you’re wrong.”
“Full moon. Clocks go back. Suburban women vote forward.”
“Doreen abandons online-conversational Spanish to become a tenacious tapper.”
