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“They sent some Home Spa kit. Two eye thingies and a loofah to exfoliate my tough exterior.”
“These days, all I do is drink and pee. So, might as well re-do the bathroom.”
“Red Vines, wine, and potato chips… Time to celebrate Galentine’s and Valentine’s Day.”
“We just hit 10,000 words on our talk.”
“Embracing the gray, the eye bags, and the donut… Enjoying some sprinkles with my wrinkles.”
“Even If I win the Mega Millions, I will keep my job. My boss can’t find anyone for 23K a year with no benefits.”
“We’re fabulously flabby, gabby, and seldom crabby.”
“I don’t think our evil eye pendants protect us from daily stupidity and incompetence. ”
“Shirley, we invented it. Coastal Grandma is trending on TikTok.”
“Love you, but we already have enough mugs with a special message.”
