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“We’re fabulously flabby, gabby, and seldom crabby.”
“I don’t think our evil eye pendants protect us from daily stupidity and incompetence. ”
“Shirley, we invented it. Coastal Grandma is trending on TikTok.”
“Love you, but we already have enough mugs with a special message.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“Did anyone ask you how to fold a fitted sheet? We’re done here.”
“My current state of being is comfoozled. Look it up.”
“No grandchildren photos. No medical tales. No adult kid bragging. Go!”
“I gifted myself because, frankly, your Valentine’s Day skills need work.”
“Two bathroom trips and one hour of negative-self talk later Gloria realizes it’s only 3:15 AM.”
