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“Embracing the gray, the eye bags, and the donut… Enjoying some sprinkles with my wrinkles.”
“Even If I win the Mega Millions, I will keep my job. My boss can’t find anyone for 23K a year with no benefits.”
“We’re fabulously flabby, gabby, and seldom crabby.”
“I don’t think our evil eye pendants protect us from daily stupidity and incompetence. ”
“Shirley, we invented it. Coastal Grandma is trending on TikTok.”
“Love you, but we already have enough mugs with a special message.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“Did anyone ask you how to fold a fitted sheet? We’re done here.”
“My current state of being is comfoozled. Look it up.”
“No grandchildren photos. No medical tales. No adult kid bragging. Go!”
