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“I woke up, took a walk, then tossed every plastic container I ever thought I needed.”
“Every time anyone gets a text, take a sip.”
“When you didn’t read the book, all you can think about are the snacks.”
“She’s either getting coffee or in the bathroom. I know, right?”
“Just ’cause we wore wide-leg pants in the 70’s doesn’t mean it works in our 60’s.”
“Hate to interrupt your game face, Mom, but pass the popcorn.”
“I know, I know, I know… No Kegels while running.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. That’s it; I’m going home to swap out summer sandals and add a cardigan.”
“I’m totally about positivity, trusting the universe, and gratitude. Now can I get five frickin’ minutes to meditate?”
“Boob sweat, dry, cracked feet, humidity, melting make-up, ingrown hairs… I love summer.”
