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“Excuse me, we’re not ladies who lunch. We’re Renaissance Women.”
“Five potatoes, three mushrooms, packets of soy sauce, chocolate chips… and wait for it, no recipe card.”
“Fiddlesticks! Dagnabbit! Tarnation! I’m trying out alternate cuss words.”
“Every time Gerry cries, I order a holiday gift.”
“I woke up, took a walk, then tossed every plastic container I ever thought I needed.”
“Every time anyone gets a text, take a sip.”
“When you didn’t read the book, all you can think about are the snacks.”
“She’s either getting coffee or in the bathroom. I know, right?”
“Just ’cause we wore wide-leg pants in the 70’s doesn’t mean it works in our 60’s.”
“Hate to interrupt your game face, Mom, but pass the popcorn.”
