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“Earthquake in the northeast and the upcoming eclipse? Let’s skip lunch and grab ice cream and cocktails.”
“Listen, Chickie, I got jelly beans, chocolate, and marshmallows… I don’t carry those kind of gummies.”
“Ask me about my junk drawer.”
“Cheers to International Women’s Day…. because tomorrow it’s back to the same old baloney.”
“Reply hazy, try again. Cannot predict now. Thanks for the continued indecision, Magic 8 Ball.”
“My mantra is… Stop-Nagging-Me.”
“Like garbage bags in the can, so are the days of our lives.”
“This is a monthly subscription box; if you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“I got Basmati, Jasmine, Arborio, Brown, and Wild… so don’t tell me I’m always making the same old rice.”
“Another day, another store-bought rotisserie chicken masterpiece.”
