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“My mantra is… Stop-Nagging-Me.”
“Like garbage bags in the can, so are the days of our lives.”
“This is a monthly subscription box; if you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“I got Basmati, Jasmine, Arborio, Brown, and Wild… so don’t tell me I’m always making the same old rice.”
“Another day, another store-bought rotisserie chicken masterpiece.”
“Thank goodness for the Super Bowl. I needed a day off from healthy snacks.”
“I know you’re down the hall, but I suddenly felt nostalgic for our old Zoom calls.”
“Excuse me, we’re not ladies who lunch. We’re Renaissance Women.”
“Stop calling it an “adult sippy cup.” Take your nap, and then we’ll have a snack.”
“Five potatoes, three mushrooms, packets of soy sauce, chocolate chips… and wait for it, no recipe card.”
