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“It’s officially a heatwave when Maxine’s lipstick melts off her face, onto her summer sleeveless shift, and trends on Instagram.”
“They forced us back to the office. Now I have to do all my online shopping from work.”
“Cancel that wellness check; he posted his Wordle score!”
“We’ve lived six decades without it, so why is full-body deodorant suddenly a thing?”
“You know what would be great? A swim-up bar.”
“Pickleball, pickleball, and more pickleball. Honestly? I don’t remember how I spent my time before pickleball.”
“Allegedly, Martha Stewart doesn’t do red geraniums in her planters. But I’m not Martha Stewart.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“Believe me, you can live a full life without air-frying everything.”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
