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“Allegedly, Martha Stewart doesn’t do red geraniums in her planters. But I’m not Martha Stewart.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“Believe me, you can live a full life without air-frying everything.”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“If you don’t have proper eye protection for the path of totality, you might as well go change the snow tires.”
“Earthquake in the northeast and the upcoming eclipse? Let’s skip lunch and grab ice cream and cocktails.”
“Listen, Chickie, I got jelly beans, chocolate, and marshmallows… I don’t carry those kind of gummies.”
“Ask me about my junk drawer.”
“Cheers to International Women’s Day…. because tomorrow it’s back to the same old baloney.”
“Reply hazy, try again. Cannot predict now. Thanks for the continued indecision, Magic 8 Ball.”
