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“They forced us back to the office. Now I have to do all my online shopping from work.”
“Cancel that wellness check; he posted his Wordle score!”
“We’ve lived six decades without it, so why is full-body deodorant suddenly a thing?”
“You know what would be great? A swim-up bar.”
“Pickleball, pickleball, and more pickleball. Honestly? I don’t remember how I spent my time before pickleball.”
“Allegedly, Martha Stewart doesn’t do red geraniums in her planters. But I’m not Martha Stewart.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“Believe me, you can live a full life without air-frying everything.”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“If you don’t have proper eye protection for the path of totality, you might as well go change the snow tires.”
