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“Millennial’s are Generation Stress? Buck up Buttercups ’cause forty, fifty and sixty’s gonna be pretty dope to cope.”
“Those experts sucking down salted caramel everything are back to dissing eggs. I’m crossing that road, Henny.”
“Well, whaddya know? Another fiddle-leaf fig tree.”
“These home apps are enabling us to never leave the house. Maybe we should go outside or something.”
“Phyllis & Mona order Bone-Strong Margaritas; quickly discovering that tequila & soy-milk don’t mix.”
“Happy Go Lucky and Eager To Please – Wally’s cousin believes he’ll excel at being an emotional support alligator.”
“Hey Baby, what’s your down fill power rating?”
“It’s a chronic mess with no spark of joy. Time for Marie Kondo to declutter Washington.”
“Who knew we needed truffle oil? Oprah’s Favorite Things 2018 – that’s who.”
“New American cuisine; smaller portions with fancy-schmancy garnishes costing $15 more than the diner.”
