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“Grandma’s got a Device-Free Dinner policy. Forget mom & dad; turn it off or call your lawyer.”
“Ugly cabinets. Zero storage. No counter space. Funky floors. My universe.”
“Tie-Dye, Neon & Fanny Packs are baaack! Take that Marie Kondo.”
“The closet organizer blew my cover. That’s when he learned the hard truth about my handbag collection.”
“Summer is Coming; Easy on those limited- edition ‘Game of Thrones’ Oreos.”
“Pendant lights draw the eye up. This way nobody notices my icky carpet.”
“Stop checking your phone. Get the hell out of your comfort zone. Enough with the safe spaces crap. Start coping instead of whining.”
“Millennial’s are Generation Stress? Buck up Buttercups ’cause forty, fifty and sixty’s gonna be pretty dope to cope.”
“Those experts sucking down salted caramel everything are back to dissing eggs. I’m crossing that road, Henny.”
“Well, whaddya know? Another fiddle-leaf fig tree.”
