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“Those experts sucking down salted caramel everything are back to dissing eggs. I’m crossing that road, Henny.”
“Well, whaddya know? Another fiddle-leaf fig tree.”
“These home apps are enabling us to never leave the house. Maybe we should go outside or something.”
“Phyllis & Mona order Bone-Strong Margaritas; quickly discovering that tequila & soy-milk don’t mix.”
“Happy Go Lucky and Eager To Please – Wally’s cousin believes he’ll excel at being an emotional support alligator.”
“Hey Baby, what’s your down fill power rating?”
“It’s a chronic mess with no spark of joy. Time for Marie Kondo to declutter Washington.”
“Who knew we needed truffle oil? Oprah’s Favorite Things 2018 – that’s who.”
“New American cuisine; smaller portions with fancy-schmancy garnishes costing $15 more than the diner.”
“It’s National Fried Chicken Day – Don’t tag us on Facebook.”
