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“The closet organizer blew my cover. That’s when he learned the hard truth about my handbag collection.”
“Summer is Coming; Easy on those limited- edition ‘Game of Thrones’ Oreos.”
“Pendant lights draw the eye up. This way nobody notices my icky carpet.”
“Stop checking your phone. Get the hell out of your comfort zone. Enough with the safe spaces crap. Start coping instead of whining.”
“Millennial’s are Generation Stress? Buck up Buttercups ’cause forty, fifty and sixty’s gonna be pretty dope to cope.”
“Those experts sucking down salted caramel everything are back to dissing eggs. I’m crossing that road, Henny.”
“Well, whaddya know? Another fiddle-leaf fig tree.”
“These home apps are enabling us to never leave the house. Maybe we should go outside or something.”
“Phyllis & Mona order Bone-Strong Margaritas; quickly discovering that tequila & soy-milk don’t mix.”
“Happy Go Lucky and Eager To Please – Wally’s cousin believes he’ll excel at being an emotional support alligator.”
