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“Fanny packs of the 80’s are now belt bags. I prefer Boob Bundle.”
“See the patio umbrella, be the patio umbrella, receive the patio umbrella.”
“Nothing can be done with three pounds of potato salad, two s’mores, and one hot dog. The Dinner-Spin-It app says just grab the car keys & the chips.”
“Before we get into vacation photos, amazing pets, and cute grandchildren – let’s talk politics, religion, sex, and money.”
“Don’t talk about politics or religion. Stick with your zucchini garden and colonizing Mars.”
“Time for a girl’s trip where we rough it; unplugged, outdoorsy, with a battery operated chandelier in our tent.”
“‘40% of mom’s fake their gift reactions; ‘I really needed this.’ ‘Awww!’ ‘Wow, this is great!’ – So texting my wish-list right now.”
“Grandma’s got a Device-Free Dinner policy. Forget mom & dad; turn it off or call your lawyer.”
“Ugly cabinets. Zero storage. No counter space. Funky floors. My universe.”
“Tie-Dye, Neon & Fanny Packs are baaack! Take that Marie Kondo.”
