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“Well, the old clock on the wall says it’s time to log the hell off.”
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“Masks reduce spread… and the need for lipstick, concealer, and unsightly facial hair removal.”
“The Hamptons? Call Bravo, I’m serving Real Housewife of Hackensack realness.”
“Not Toll House. I made stuck in the F &#%’ing House Cookies.”
“If this pandemic, politics & locusts aren’t enough… Costco is no longer selling half-sheet cakes.”
“What’s the deal with Labradoodles, Goldendoodles & Schnoodles? They don’t shed, they trend.”
“Found something triple wrapped in there. What’s for dinner tonight? The thriller from the chiller.”
