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“Know what you’re looking for, check the fiber content, visually inspect… Life is like a good bath towel.”
“I’m on a fun run. Can we whine later?”
“How can skinny jeans be out of style? I just got three pairs on clearance.”
“A year’s worth of freezer meals and a few cases of wine — I’m good.”
“We went out for an ice-cream cone. Talk about getting your groove back.”
“This old work outfit? Saving all my athleisurewear for special occasions.”
“You’d better sit down, there’s a nationwide ketchup shortage.”
“Listen No Vaccine Maxine… When you post their lies, I’m saying goodbye!”
“No Mask? No malty balls.”
“Did you get it? What did you get? Got it!”
