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“The Yellow bellied-Sapsucker is currently at another feeder. Can I take a message?”
“Sweetie, nobody needs organic guacamole on Superspreader Sunday.”
“From retired to social media influencer: Aunt Shirley tells you where you’re wrong.”
“In the era of anxious. In the sea of despair-Ta da! The Golden Globe nominations.”
“Groundhogs across the nation call it in.”
“Double masks are recommended and there’s a Grape-Nuts Shortage… Anything else?”
“The garbage was picked-up. Recycling later. Looks like a wall-to-wall week.”
“Channel your inner Bernie.”
“Things are ominous & out of control. Time to address our kitchen storage & organization.”
“What’s up with these modern parents? When they say, “Hey, buddy” or “The Kiddos” … 100% Gawful.”
