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“Four Yukon Gold potatoes, three mushrooms, fish sauce, and chocolate chips. Wait, what?”
“My mantra is goodbye. So, goodbye.”
“Pee.Poop.Eat.Sleep. My week is wall to wall.”
“Avocado crisis? Well, that just took the Happy out of this Hour.”
“The kids aren’t interested in taking our antique furniture, I know, right?”
“Disneyland? We’re going to the lipstick counter!”
“Wine Wednesday is a thing. I’ll go first; how about those meat prices?”
“This is my last day. I’m transferring to the Koi pond.”
“Get the robot vacuum, and let’s try curling.”
“They did Dancing With the Stars. Now they’re stuck inside a house filled with cameras. Riveting.”
