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“I swiffed all the wine glasses. Spring cleaning is officially over.”
“I’d offer you a cookie, but lately they’re too dang expensive. How about a crash course in civics?”
“If you insist on watching the news, you must get the ice cream and chips and make two double high-balls.”
“Grade A, my rump! Egg prices are sky-high, and they’re paying us chicken feed.”
“The groundhog announces six more weeks of posting his Wordle scores.”
“When your Cleveland cousin sends you Florida oranges in Florida.’
“Who has time for the plow guy? I’ve got to get to pickleball!”
“We were ordered back into the office full-time. The good news? All my online shopping orders are delivered here.”
“Listen, Gary. It’s a happy hour. It’s not a whining, complaining, annoying hour.”
“Not watching the returns. I’ll be binging that romance TV channel – magically transporting me to a small town filled with love and schlocky songs.”
