March 30, 2026 Hop-To-It “Bunny Silverman takes to TikTok to launch her Over60 Basket business; You get a scratch ticket, magnifying glass, bottle of Rosé, and two petite prunes.”
March 26, 2026 Pickleballers “Just because we always call balls out, dispute the kitchen line, and have competitive tension, shouldn’t stop you from playing with us.”
February 21, 2026 Breadcrumb Channel “Inspired by 2025’s cottage cheese craze, Anita’s meatloaf TikTok goes viral.”
February 9, 2026 Green Thumbing “Insufficient light, root rot, pest infestation, then sudden death… Do you understand the stress I’m under?
February 5, 2026 Business Class “I rearranged the family room; you now have extra legroom and seat selection. If you don’t like it, your funds and points will be forfeited.”
January 12, 2026 Bath & Beyond “Larry, we’re getting a one-day bath remodel. But it’s some random day in 2027.”
“This better be an emergency, because I’ve got mahjong.”
