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“I switched it from the Mermaid theme to a Make-Your-Own-Hand-Sanitizer party.”
“Ms. Davenport, we’re here to listen and address all your critical pandemic questions. And yes, hazmat is a valid Scrabble word.”
“We fell because of the cold snap. Now the kids want to put us in an assisted pet store.”
“Call a caterer and that cleaning service. Because we’re taking a break from our family’s royal duties
“A transcript is a verbatim record. They released a summary. Like if HR read your version of college-versus official grades from the Registrar’s Office.”
“The first all-female spacewalk. Unlike us, they didn’t need three Grande Lattes to step out.”
“Looks like they switched out the Happy Hour Menu with the Whistleblower Complaint.”
“Dangerous winds, life threatening storm surge, flood hazards. Nothing like beer filled gawkers and snacks on surfboards.”
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