March 24, 2020 Fixin’ To “Hey TX Lt. Gov, this 70 year old grandma ain’t dying for the economy. Save that gem for your 70+ political peers.”
March 22, 2020 Livin’on Edge “Got out of our comfort zone. We put prunes on oatmeal and posted it to Instagram.”
March 11, 2020 Star.Smile.Strong “We now have to work from home. The kid’s college cancelled classes. They’re closing buffets in Las Vegas. Thankfully Mercury is out of retrograde.”
March 6, 2020 No Party “I switched it from the Mermaid theme to a Make-Your-Own-Hand-Sanitizer party.”
March 2, 2020 Game Changer “Ms. Davenport, we’re here to listen and address all your critical pandemic questions. And yes, hazmat is a valid Scrabble word.”
February 27, 2020 Man with a Plan “My mask isn’t to prevent coronavirus… Muffling my reaction to this crew firing the U.S. pandemic response team to save $$.”
January 22, 2020 Miami Ice “We fell because of the cold snap. Now the kids want to put us in an assisted pet store.”
January 12, 2020 Family Leave “Call a caterer and that cleaning service. Because we’re taking a break from our family’s royal duties