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“My mantra is goodbye. So, goodbye.”
“Disneyland? We’re going to the lipstick counter!”
“The USPS is slowing down mail delivery and raising stamp prices. We’re finally off the holiday-photo-card hook!”
“You say cicada, I say cicadahhh…. You say tomato, I say cicadahhh.”
“Valentine’s Day FYI: My top turn-off is your Fox News. My top turn-ons are chocolate & facts.”
“Double masks are recommended and there’s a Grape-Nuts Shortage… Anything else?”
“15K in one day from GameStop? Listen Mister, you haven’t picked up your room or cleared the dishwasher.”
“When this old world starts getting you down; Signs you need to take the ‘news’ out of ‘newsfeed'”
“Hell hath no fury like women voters.”
“Exhibits a positive outlook in the classroom. Difficulty staying on virus tasks, when having to teach core curriculum.”
