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“Two bathroom trips and one hour of negative-self talk later Gloria realizes it’s only 3:15 AM.”
“No problem owning our methane gasses, as long as Farmer Jones owns his chili lunch contribution.”
“Listen No Vaccine Maxine… When you post their lies, I’m saying goodbye!”
“No Mask? No malty balls.”
“Did you get it? What did you get? Got it!”
“We’ve got post-vaccination tingle and we’re ready to mingle.”
“Trending Evil-Eye jewelry is no substitute for dropping masks mandates.”
“Look Rusty! My vaccination card is like your vaccine tag – Protecting others, as we protect ourselves.”
“Yes, I know what time it is. No, not Springsteen tickets – vaccine appointments.”
