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“Ask your doctor if that donut is right for you.”
“My mantra is… Stop-Nagging-Me.”
“No chips, ice cream, and no glass of beer to cry in because salmon and salad is your new reality.”
“My new standing desk is better for stress and fatigue. When you spend nine hours a day shopping; I mean working online…”
“I know, I know, I know… No Kegels while running.”
“Listen, Sheila, Rusty, and I tolerate the toothbrushing, but you wanna floss? Start with yourself.”
“The hottest day on earth just happened. So I made some iced tea.”
“For crying out loud, eat the donut. Our PCP appointments aren’t until a year from now.”
“I embrace this busy epidemic. Because If I’m too busy, I don’t have to do stuff.”
“Post-yoga matcha tea with a vegan brownie. I’m at one with the universe and baked goods.”
