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“There’s no turning back now. We don’t have any healthy Super Bowl snacks.”
“My favorite no-recipe recipe? Take-out.”
“When oatmeal takes two minutes to make, and five minutes to add toppings.”
“The only difference between shoveable and plowable snow is our snacks haul.”
“Ranch dressing this and balsamic that. Meanwhile, French dressing hasn’t been seen in years.”
“I’m all about eating smart. But where did you hide my stupid cookies?”
“I’ve discovered my true calling – Trader Joe’s hauls.”
“I’ve discovered my true calling… Trader Joe’s hauls.”
“Check the tag. “Constant Complainer” is a real tea.”
“Great Balls-O-Ice! The thing we didn’t know we needed. “
