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“Peanut butter, chicken salad, fruit… So, what’s for lunch that hasn’t been recalled?”
“We made unique hot dogs with our new ceramic smoker and grill. Come back for July 4th — we’ll make unique burgers.”
“Just remember, three weeks ago you didn’t know Chili Crisp existed.”
“What came first, the chicken or the Creme Egg? “
“You can drink it from a box. You can drink it with a fox.”
“Sheila’s cereal taste test blows up on TikTok. She quits her job and moves to Costa Rica, where cereal influencers are unwanted.”
“Believe me; you can live a full life without making a sheet-pan dinner.”
“Forkage Fee? Is this even a real thing?”
“Four Yukon Gold potatoes, three mushrooms, fish sauce, and chocolate chips. Wait, what?”
“Avocado crisis? Well, that just took the Happy out of this Hour.”