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“I’ve discovered my true calling… Trader Joe’s hauls.”
“Check the tag. “Constant Complainer” is a real tea.”
“Great Balls-O-Ice! The thing we didn’t know we needed. “
“We went out for an ice-cream cone. Talk about getting your groove back.”
“You’d better sit down, there’s a nationwide ketchup shortage.”
“Goodbye, Hostess-With-the-Mostess! Hello, Dining-Patron-of-the Nation!”
“Can society ever go back to just one refrigerator?”
“Sheila summons the slow cooker universe for strength on day 343 of kitchen duty.”
“Sweetie, nobody needs organic guacamole on Superspreader Sunday.”
“Slow vaccine roll-out means we loaded up on five bags of their frozen Signature Meatballs.”
