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“Look, I made two winning chips & dips… and one loser dip for the four NFL teams who have never been to the Super Bowl.”
“Girl, stop apologizing for the egg prices… Peck those suppliers, OK?”
“Yes, you’re correct, I said, Dump-and-Go-Dinner.”
“Lead pencils have no lead. Just chocolate, baby food, and every lipstick we’ve ever owned.”
“It’s One-Pot Cooking Season. From now until March, everything, and I mean everything, is coming out of this one pot.”
“Listen, Sweetie, who needs me when you can do Ina Garten’s make-ahead Coquilles St. Jacques for Thanksgiving?”
“Embracing the gray, the eye bags, and the donut… Enjoying some sprinkles with my wrinkles.”
“Without a charcuterie board template, it’s cheese and cracker chaos.”
“I know you’re on a diet. These cupcakes are for my Zoom meeting.”
“I can’t stand the heat, so I’m getting out of the kitchen.”
