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“Lead pencils have no lead. Just chocolate, baby food, and every lipstick we’ve ever owned.”
“It’s One-Pot Cooking Season. From now until March, everything, and I mean everything, is coming out of this one pot.”
“Listen, Sweetie, who needs me when you can do Ina Garten’s make-ahead Coquilles St. Jacques for Thanksgiving?”
“Embracing the gray, the eye bags, and the donut… Enjoying some sprinkles with my wrinkles.”
“Without a charcuterie board template, it’s cheese and cracker chaos.”
“I know you’re on a diet. These cupcakes are for my Zoom meeting.”
“I can’t stand the heat, so I’m getting out of the kitchen.”
“Got real and fake burgers. Also, real and faux hot dogs. What time are the genuine and phony friends arriving?”
“Good or bad, Yogurt Toast is trending on TikTok, and that’s that.”
“Peanut butter, chicken salad, fruit… So, what’s for lunch that hasn’t been recalled?”
