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“No Hawaiian rolls? Where are the pickles? Why are they late? What are you doing inside?”
“They switched out classic iced cubes for ice nuggets without consulting me. I know, right?”
“The Peloton got recalled, so I used your mountain bike for a double-scoop spin class.”
“Forget the Met Gala. I’ll tell you what’s hip and trending… cottage cheese.”
“Classic meatloaf, turkey meatloaf, meatless meatloaf, and make-your-own-darn-meatloaf.”
“Post-yoga matcha tea with a vegan brownie. I’m at one with the universe and baked goods.”
“Look, I made two winning chips & dips… and one loser dip for the four NFL teams who have never been to the Super Bowl.”
“Girl, stop apologizing for the egg prices… Peck those suppliers, OK?”
“Yes, you’re correct, I said, Dump-and-Go-Dinner.”
“Lead pencils have no lead. Just chocolate, baby food, and every lipstick we’ve ever owned.”
